Sorry, bro. This Slurpee jacuzzi is at max capacity.
i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get an education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
[commence gross and heartbreaking sobbing]
This makes me extremely content.
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.